I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'....and where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this)

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'


It's never too late to have a happy childhood!