TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE
>
> The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
> class,
> 'Which human body part increases to ten times its
> size when stimulated?'
> No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
> 'You should not be
> asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going
> to Tell my parents,and
> they will go and tell the principal, who will then
> Fire you!'
>
> Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
> 'Which body part
> increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
>
> Little Mary's mouthfell open. Then she said to those
> around her, 'Boy, is
> she going to get in big trouble!'
>
> The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the
> class, 'Anybody?'
>
> Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
> and said, 'The body part
> that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is
> the pupil of the eye.'
>
> Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to
> Mary and continued. ' As
> for you, young lady, I have three things to
> say: One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't
> read your homework, and
> three, one day you are going to be very, very
> disappointed.'




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