> > Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?

> > A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

> > Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

> > A. A different bar.

> > Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?

> > A. Sum Ting Wong .

> > Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

> > A. A speech impediment.

> > Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?

> > A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

> > Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on

> > Mondays , Wednesdays and Fridays?

> > A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

> > Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

> > A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

> > Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?

> > A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

> > Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???

> > A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'

> > A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

> > Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

> > A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the
> > United States

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