A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk, seeing
from her nameplate that her name is Patricia
Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $25,000
loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks
his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad
is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager.

Patty explains that she will need to secure the
loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this,"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll
have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a
back office.

She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow $25,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny
pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and
says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give
the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."






Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol