Det engelska spr�ket
Har du n�gonsin undrat varf�r utl�nningar har problem med det engelska spr�ket?
L�t oss inse det
Engelska �r ett dumt spr�k.
Det finns inga �gg i auberginen
Ingen skinka i hamburgare
Och varken tall eller �pple i ananas.
English muffins inte uppfanns i England
Pommes frites var inte uppfunnet i Frankrike.
Vi tar ibland engelska f�r givet
Men om vi unders�ka dess paradoxer finner vi att
Quicksand tar dig ner l�ngsamt
Boxning ringar �r fyrkantiga
Och ett marsvin �r varken fr�n Guinea �r inte heller en gris.
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O Idioma Ingl�s
Alguma vez voc� j� se perguntou por que os estrangeiros t�m dificuldade com o idioma Ingl�s?
Vamos enfrent�-lo
Ingl�s � uma língua est�pido.
N�o h� nenhum ovo na berinjela
N�o presunto no hamburger
E nem pinheiros nem ma�� no abacaxi.
Muffins de Ingl�s n�o foram inventados na Inglaterra
Batatas fritas n�o foram inventadas na Fran�a.
Nós �s vezes fazer exame de Ingl�s para concedido
Mas se examinarmos seus paradoxos, descobrimos que
Quicksand leva voc� para baixo lentamente
Ringues de boxe s�o quadrados
E um porquinho da índia n�o � nem da Guin� nem � um porco.
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The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.
Last edited by VT-CDN; 11/10/11 08:43 PM.
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