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>MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !A couple had
>only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in
>love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and par! ty with his old
>buddies.So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.""Where are
>you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife."I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,"
>he answered. I'm going to ! have a beer."The wife said, "You want a beer,
>my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
>different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany,
>Holland, Japan, India, etc.The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
>thing that he could think of saying was, "! Yes, Lollipop... but at the
>bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "He didn't get to finish the
>sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen
>glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
>that she was getting chills just holding it.The husband, looking a bit
>pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors
>d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right
>back. I promise. OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened
>the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
>pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches."But my sweet honey...
>at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...""You
>want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN,
>SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
>D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT
>IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a
>sweet story? --
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