The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping.

After their tent was set up, both men slept.

Sometime later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said,

'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'

The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute, then said,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.

Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit.... someone stole our tent.'




Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol