Christmas Cookies

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 tbsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle One Barrel Rum

Sample the One Barrel to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the One Barrel again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the One Barrel is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a 20drewscriver. Sample the One Barrel to check
for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something . Who giveshz a sheet. Check the One Barrel. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Bon Rarrel and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MIXTMAS



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