Political Humor- don't shoot me!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being un-characteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. �

�Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for money.'�

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took
little Justin aside to ask him, �Is that really true about your father?'�

'No,' the boy said, 'He works for the Democratic National
Committee and is helping to get Barack Obama to be our next
President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
other kids.'


"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO