Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients
>being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
>gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who
>insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
>After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
>elevator.
>On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
>'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still
>upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'


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