The first surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."

The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers....
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine,
and the head and the butt are interchangeable.


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol