ACTUAL COMMENTS .......
>
> >>A Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
> >>humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
> >>made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
> >>colonoscopy:
> >>
> >>
> >> 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
> >>
> >> 2. "Did you Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> >>
> >> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
> >>
> >> 4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET ?"
> >>
> >> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
> >>
> >>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> >>
> >> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
> >>
> >> 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> >>
> >>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
> >>
> >>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.."
> >>
> >>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
> >> And the best one of all..
> >>
> >>12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that you didn't find my
> >>head up there?" shocked [color:#FF0000]
> >>[/color]

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