a cop drives by a car lot that is closed. he notices two old ladies sitting in a car,, just sitting there.
he goes to the car and asks if they are trying to steal it.
they say, "heavens no, we bought it".
"then why don't you drive it away?"
"oh, we can't drive."
"then why are sitting here?"
"we were told if we bought a used car we would get screwed,, so we're waiting."