On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy
nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that
her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make
love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."

In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous
thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"


"All people smile in the same language"