A guy comes up to Alaska from the lower 48 to do some gold prospecting. He walks into a bar and proclaims that he is the meanest, toughest, roughest guy in Alaska.
The people in the bar just start to laugh.
The bartender tells the man that he has to prove it for them to believe him.
He tells the man that he must complete three tasks to prove it
1) He has to gulp down a Keg of beer
2) He has to wrestle a grizzly bear
3) He has to rape 83 year old Hatty who lives in town

The Guy picks up the beer gulps it all down , turns and runs out of the bar.
he is gone for 2 days, when he shows up his clothes are all torn to shreds, one of his ears is hanging near off, and he has scratches on his face, neck, arms and chest.
he hollers to everyone in the bar.

" Now Where Is this gal I gotta fight"

Never Use money to measure wealth