Let me see if I understand all this....
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET
SHOT.

BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY
CARD,WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, FREE EDUCATION
AND FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes sense.



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